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Why Ellen hates Isaac

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Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott, head of Deus Ex Machina Industries, was busy looking at pictures of the 1st Marine-Wizard Special Purpose Division, consisted of 20,000 former elite US Marines and 17,000 former elite DEM Wizards. Just then, Ellen Mira Mathers, Isaac's secretary, enters his room.

Ellen: Hey, Isaac.

Sir Isaac: What is it, my kind and lovely Ellen?

Ellen: Stop calling me that.

Sir Isaac: Oh come on, Ellen! I'd always like to call you that!

Ellen: Shut up, you bitch. Call me kind and lovely again, please die.

Sir Isaac: I wonder why she hates me? I think I should call ATLAS commander Borealis Norsoutha.

Two minutes later. Sir Isaac Ray Peram Westcott phones Borealis Norsoutha, a local Advanced Tactical Legion for Allied Security (ATLAS) commander. Borealis Norsoutha has a long dark-blue hair with white and white-bright-blue streaks, aurora blue eyes, and a feminine face, due to his androgyny.

Sir Isaac: Hey Borealis, why Ellen started hating me?

The scene switches, showing ATLAS commander Borealis talking to Shido and his friends. It has been a few months since DEM Industries and its members were reconciled by Ratatoskr and the UN.

Borealis: Shido, you and your friends should give me a minute; I was phoned by Sir Isaac.

Shido: Okay, Borealis.

Borealis: What did you say to her?

Sir Isaac: Well, when she entered I called her "kind and lovely", then she told me to shut up.

Borealis: Possibly you're obsessed with calling her that or she was tired of that. Look, you should either stop calling her that or else she will tell you to die.

Sir Isaac: Oh, but how should I stop her from hating me?

Borealis: Can't help ya right now. I got a lot of games in my WarLight.net.

He was shown playing WarLight.net.

Borealis: Still, try not to call her "kind and lovely", understand?

Ellen: WHO CALLED ME WHAT?!!!

Sir Isaac: Borealis told me not to call her "kind and lovely".

Ellen: THAT SON OF THE BITCH! TELL HIM TO PLEASE FUCKING DIE ALREADY!!!

Sir Isaac: But you can't just tell him to do that! He has the authority over us! If you do, he's gonna do something to you! Remember what he did to his idiotic, faggotic, generic bastard second-in-command?

Th two remembers Ushanka Mosin Aleksander Zoborov, turned into a T-Rex by Natsumi, being wrestled by Borealis Norsoutha.

Flashback!Borealis: DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE! DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!

He beats Ushanka as the wrestling bell rang.

Ellen: Oh, right.

Borealis: Well, I gotta continue play my games.

Sir Isaac: Aren't you supposed to head to Jurassic Park and kill the Indominus Rex? Your superiors from the Advanced Tactical Legion for Allied Security told you.

Borealis: Yeah, but they gave me command of a joint USMC-Wizard division, numbering 37,000; 17,000 Wizards and 20,000 Marines. Fuck me life.

Borealis' phone hangs up.

Sir Isaac: Still, I got my kind and lovely Ellen.

Ellen angrily growls at him.

Sir Isaac: Oh dear.

She then attacks him violently.
Just a DAL AU story.

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JasonPictures's avatar

Imagine this 'what if' in Date A Live.


What if Ellen left the DEM with Elliot and Karen